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As there isn't any room for you to sit and eat, you decide to walk over to the wall where the poetry samplers are. Among the ever present "Home Sweet Home" and "Bless our home" samplers found in such places, there are also numerous poems, none of which seem relevant The messy, mismatched embroidery is framed by dusty, wooden frames with rot on some of the edges. Some of the frames have cracks peeking out from the top, caused by the nails used to hold them in place. Apprehensively, you decide to read the samplers.

Count Chocula Haiku

Eulogy of a Random Dude

The Bristly, Monster-truckin Protector of the Golden Incubus

The Epic of PJ

Elegy to Charlie

A Depressing Poem

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid